The Best 28-Second Cat Video You'll See Today

Cat moves across the floor
Following a ball
Camera stays with the cat
Nothing much funny about that

Cat looks after the ball
In the puzzled way they do
Cat gets up on two feet
Dances across the room

It's the best 28-second cat video you'll see today
Put a smile on your face; get your daily dose
Best 28-second cat video you'll see today
Now the world's ok
Now the world's ok

Living in civilization
Living in relative peace
Got computerisation
We've all got degrees

Been thinking about democracy
Thinking that it's all messed up
Thinking about the next generation
What they'll think of us

It's the best 28-second cat video you'll see today
Put a smile on your face; get your daily dose
Best 28-second cat video you'll see today
Now the world's ok
Now the world's ok

Got a lot of views; not a lot of vision
What a lot of voices wanting me to listen
Something's going down that we're not getting
Something's going down that we're not getting
Something's going down; we're not getting it
Something's going down; we're not getting it
We're not getting it

Been thinking about the Romans
Thinking about the aquaducts
Thinking about the world coming down
And how we'd all be fucked

It's the best 28-second cat video you'll see today
We'll all be fucked
Best 28-second cat video you'll see today
We'll all be fucked
Best 28-second cat video you'll see today
We'll all be fucked
Best cat video you'll see 
We'll all be fucked

Cat moves across the floor
Following a ball
Camera stays with the cat
Nothing much funny about that

Lyrics © Andrew Szwejkowski, 2017. This recording, 2018. All rights reserved.